Of guinea pigs and burglary

Today we were burgled. This was, of course, bad and we're pretty shaken up, but there is, believe it or not, a funny side. Ever heard of guard guinea pigs? No? Well, neither had I, but it seems our timid little pair frightened off our intruders! Don't ask me how, but they did, so it was treats all round today for Sapphire and Ruby, our brave little burglar-scarers.