The Texas Chainstore Massacre

Well, that's what my hands look like I've been doing, anyway. Some kind of mass murder incident in a New Year's Day Sale scrum. Red, red, red and more red. If my fibres aren't red after all this, I really am going to commit mass murder. The guy in the post office was horrified when I took my parcels for posting this afternoon. Not sure he believed the dye explanation judging by the look of horror on his face as I proffered my cash in payment. He won't be messing with me tho' - muwhahaha!!!!